my mother's better than f(r)iction 

"you should see 'mamma mia.' if you want, i can give you some money to see it."

"what's it about?"

"this girl... she gets married. then, she finds out she has three fathers. you know, i had a patient who told me, 'i'm a good prostitute.' i asked, 'how do you know?' she said, 'i can do it. i can do it.'"

"what does that have to do with mamma mia?"

looking out the window on hollywood blvd.

"there's a forplay store. with no 'e.'"

"that's great. is there a sale?"