t.oo m.uch "i.ntellectualizing" 

she wrote: "i decided to retire one of my thongs today when i was doing laundry. i've already set up a retirement banquet at the radisson in marina del rey. expect invitations in the mail."

i wanted to reply, "TMI," but i realized (or really hoped) she was being facetious. i wondered what the basis was for the retirement. worn elastic? her declaration that the day of the low rider jean was dead? an "out out damn spot" incident?

how insidious. she got me to think at length about her undergarments through this simple email. ugh. asshole.